Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
This is so fuckin accurate I love it
'my new year's resolution is to start working out'
Dying because I don’t have an iphone 5
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
(Source: javeliner, via forever-and-alwayss)